Sorry I'm late, Bos. My dog ate my shoe...

If a student or a pupil forgets to bring their book to the school, usually we will hear the same old lame excuses ‘My dog eats my book’. I would like to know how you make an excuse if you came late to your office. Will you say the exact cause of why you did came late to your office like 'Sorry boss, I woke up late this morning'? I did it. Every time I come late to my office :P.

There is some craziest excuses that I found out in the internet (Isn’t Internet are wonderful?) This is the top 10.

  1. Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them.
  2. My dog dialed 911, and the police wanted to question me about what "really" happened.
  3. My girlfriend got mad and destroyed all of my undergarments.
  4. I woke up and thought I was temporarily deaf.
  5. I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.
  6. I was up all night arguing with God.
  7. A raccoon stole my work shoe off my porch.
  8. I super-glued my eye thinking it was contact solution.
  9. I was putting lotion on my face when my finger went up my nose causing a nose bleed.
  10. A prostitute climbed into my car at a stop light, and I was afraid my wife would see her and think I was messing around... so I got out of the car.

But I like the number five most. You have to get the ‘feel’ before you go to work? Hahaha….

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