Opss....
I almost forgot to post this one today. But this slow like a turtle connection are killing me. I suppose to go to bed right now but this slow connection are killing me. I need to attend Socso seminar tomorrow morning and it is compulsory for me to go. Can;t give any good excuse to not attend it.
And I'm still waiting for the page to load and still doesn't load. Let me check... Still no load. Why on earth that this connection must be slow on the day that I need to post up something.
And I shall wait.... And wait... Yeah.. after restarting the modem, it going quite fast now.
All that I want to say is... If you really going to buy that Rm7thousand-plus TV, please buy a tv lifts. If you didn't want the newly purchase TV (Plasma or LCD), please donate it to me. :p
Thank you for you time to read this post. Hehehe...
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Thursday, September 04, 2008 | | 0 Comments
Funny metaphors used in high school essays
I've found this while blog hopping. I thought I need to share this with you all. Here is the original link.
Just in case you need some writing inspiration. Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners:
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another
city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
And I like #23 :P
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Tuesday, September 02, 2008 | | 0 Comments
Ignore this post....
I'm copying Papajoneh style here :P. Except my finger are very itchy to push the backspace button.
Just ignore this post. I just need to post something this September but I didn't have any idea what to post. I'm having bloggers block syndrome. None of the idea popup this time. So just ignore this.
Sometimes I wish I can stop blogging but I already extend my domain for another 2 year. So I better have something good to post from this post on.
The workload really taking my blogging time and even kill my passion to blog. Now, I can say that I'm just blog hopping. Now my face are full of acne and need an acne treatment immediately.
Nah.. I'm just kidding....
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Tuesday, September 02, 2008 | | 4 Comments
Unusual website.
Although it's peculiar, I waste my precious 30 minutes on it.
www.fubbs.com
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 | | 3 Comments
Talking about selfish!
Today I realize that most of my friends are very selfish. When they didn't need you, they didn't want to accept your invitation to any activities that you plan. Only when their car broke down and they need you to get a lift back to their home and got nothing to do, they will jump in anything that you invite them to join.
And today, I realize that they didn't need me to make things happen for them. Only if they need something from me that can make their plan happen, then they will invite me.
Asking them to do something for you is like asking RM100 from them. Asking them to buy food for you while you are doing something and thinking about sharing with them later is like asking them to lift 10 boxes of shit for them. Then after you did buy the food, they ask you to share with them. Ask you to get their newspaper but always forgetting to pay back. Everyday!
All of they care is, their girlfriend. But when they having some trouble with their girlfriend, then they will ask me to go out and hear their annoying complaint about the girlfriend.
I know, a good friend is someone who will sit and lend his ear to hear your problem and comfort you. But what about the good friend? Are they willing to spend sometime for them?
I know that I, sometimes, failed to satisfied them. But how many times that I need to satisfied them before they appreciate my company to them?
I sound piss off today but I guess, this is the only way that I can vent my frustration. Through this blog.
Enough ranting... Get your office supplies from cleansweepsupply.com. They get more choices from what your local shop can offer. :P
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Sunday, August 24, 2008 | | 2 Comments
Untitle... But I'm back...
Been back from KL for the last 5 days and I still had not yet post up anything for the world to see. Hehehe...
I can say the trip is quite okay. No fancy things happen. Only during the convention, four of us escaping from the morning exercise and the Big Boss are pretty piss off because of that. Not because that we are lazy to join in, but we are really tired and sleepy after the whole traveling.
The dinner are quite okay but some people are piss off since the prize for the lucky draw has been change to cash instead of Proton BML that were being promised since last 6 month. No, I didn't lucky enough to even get the cash prize.
Nah... Forget about the prize. Now I would like to introduce you to J Ramlee. The long lost Chinese cousin of P. Ramlee. Hehehhe...
J Ramlee
This photo taken just before the dinner. I did ask my colleague to take my photo but he asks me to wait while he is ironing and watching TV. I've waited for 10 minutes and still no response. See, all my friends are too selfish. But when they ask help from you, they spoke sweetly to you. If you 'tidak layan' they will sulking like they already help you for thousand times. Asshole betul!
So after that, we went to this place...
Look at the SB (Shaw Brother) sign. They do it themselves and mount it on the day before the dinner!
Presenting our Emcee for the night,
Reach KL and get a Studio Suite Room courtesy by my friend who work at the
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Sunday, August 24, 2008 | | 1 Comments
Its ain't heavy, its my bonus...
OMG! I just found out that for this month, I just got a very very BIG bonus from my Multi Level Marketing sales! Grand total RM2400! Lucky day eh?
Nope, because I need to fix my car that have been long overdue. Fuel pump need to be change (Rm250 + around RM50 for the labour charge), both of the car security alarm (might reach Rm600 for both), radiator checkups for the Kancil and the trimonthly service! Haya!
And that is not include the 'botak' tayar for the Proton (Want to get cheap 175/65R14 tyre? Contact BudakHutan. Only for those staying around KK :P)
There goes my bonus. Not even giving chances to get a car insurance comparison. Insurance? Ops... I need to renew my driving license. Been driving with expired driving license since 17 July :P
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Thursday, August 14, 2008 | | 1 Comments

